Let Us All Praise Famous . . . Boehners?

Boy, it is hard to feel sanguine about being held hostage on some zealot's ideological suicide mission.

While some may hail the fall of capitalism, I'm not too keen on subsistence farming. I guess I need to get my hands on a copy of some sort of survivalist video. . . . maybe "Escape from New York"?

I foresee a run on rat belly futures.