Staying forever classy, Johnny Walnuts! claimed on 60 Minutes last night that, "Hanoi was the longest I lived any place, five and a half years." Just don't mention that to the good people of Arizona (or the FEC), my melanin challenged friend. You know, the people you've represented since they elected you to the U.S. House of Representatives 26 years ago!
I will give him this much, he is going all in this time around. The man wants to be president like a crackhead wants that rock. Do not doubt that he will do anything to make that happen. Anything, that is, but talk about his experience as a POW, since that's not something he's comfortable discussing--of course, he's not comfortable doing lots of stuff since he was shot down in Nam, which he doesn't like to talk about. He would never exploit the fact that he spent 5 and one half years as a POW for political purposes, because after spending 5 and one half years in captivity, he values nothing more than the integrity of our electoral process . . . unless that process results in someone else getting elected president. In which case . . . POW. Oh, and, POW.
He is the Gator of this year's presidential campaign.
"John, what happened to your vaunted character and integrity."
"I smoked 'em, Mama!"
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