So, I've been a bit distracted lately. The palace is presently in a state of . . . disrepair. Very sad. Only made worse by the special mixture of insanity and temerity that characterizes my, now (amen and hallelujah) former, tenants. Yes, they started the fire. But, where you or I might have quietly and unobtrusively returned to the property only to collect our charred and water-logged brick-a-brack, maybe muttering an apology before fading into the sunset, these tenants actually asked for their security deposit back!! These tenants threatened legal action when I patiently (truly) tried to explain why that wouldn't be possible. Anyway, the most important thing is that no one was hurt . . . at least, not yet.
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